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BY DC CUEVA
If you're just chilling on this Saturday, then we're glad you've taken some time out of your weekend for our look at Week 1 of the Second Half of 2018 in MTV Reality. Ahead: fireworks and twists abound as a chance to go for $1 million beacons for our latest group of Challengers as they embark on their Final Reckoning, but first: something else that's familiar is back, and it's bigger than ever.
This week, it all begins again as Aimee, Candace, Codi, Gus, Jeremiah, Nilsa, Kirk and Kortni return to PCB for another summer at the shore. And something a bit familiar from watching our Jersey friends as well as during many Real World seasons past breaks out when pranks go wrong, everything boils over. But, the castmates are ready to enjoy their first night out a year older as they take in all of what makes this vacation paradise so good, and party up in a way only they can. That includes even having to have a moment in the men's room and still not miss anything.
After the jump, we return to Panama City Beach, Florida for the madness of Floribama Shore, again... plus a Real World gives his thoughts on the world of catfishing. And welcome back to the beach, and welcome to the weekend...
►FLORIBAMA MONDAY
@FloribamaShore: What's your go-to drunk food? 🍽 Vote below and make sure to watch the season premiere of @FloribamaShore TONIGHT at 10/9c on @MTV! #MTVFloribamaShore #FloribamaShore
@TooFab: Get ready for tonight's @FloribamaShore premiere as @JeremiahBuoni & @pimpfriedrice_ tease hookups & pranks gone wrong: https://trib.al/yShac3O
- @JeremiahBuoni: @TooFab Happy Premiere Day:) This gonna be a crazy day😜 #MTVFloribamaShore #premiere #495productions #MTV
@K0nigi: ITS PREMIER DAY!!!! I am SO excited I can’t wait!!! 😝🤟🏼 @floribamashore @495productions #MTVFloribamaShore
@thekelseyowens: Florida knows how to party...trust me😉 if you need more proof watch the season premiere of @FloribamaShore TONIGHT at 10/9c on @MTV! #MTVFloribamaShore
@sallyannsalsano: "@BringMeYourTorc: We’re hoping the new season of #FloribamaShore is even crazier than the first. Let’s kick it up a notch & get wild!" RT Your wish is granted ... I promise @FloribamaShore
@KirkMedas: Tonight is the night baby. Premiere of season dos baby!!!! @FloribamaShore @495Prods #MTVFloribamaShore
@EW: Kortni and Nilsa throw down in Floribama Shore season premiere clip
@K0nigi: "Floribama Shore" Is Back with More Brawls, More Booze and a Surprise Rekindled Romance https://people.com/tv/floribama-shore-season-2-first-look-exclusive/?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=social-button-sharing … via @people
@Viacom: Can't get enough of @FloribamaShore? Well you're in luck because @nillythesquid, @codibutts and the gang are back for Season 2 TONIGHT at 10/9c on @MTV. #MTVFloribamaShore 😎⛱️🌴
@EW: Kortni and Nilsa throw down in Floribama Shore season premiere clip http://share.ew.com/SCJwxvY
- @pimpfriedrice_: @EW You can’t be out here calling crazy people crazy 😂😂 tonight looks so damn good @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamashore @495Prods
@FloribamaShore: The fights, the feuds, the FAMILY! It's all back when #MTVFloribamaShore season two premieres, TONIGHT at 10/9c! ☀️🌴 Watch it live on @MTV to find out how you could win tickets to the #VMAs! 🎟🎶
- @aimeehall1001: @FloribamaShore Aww shit we coming in full throttle y’all.
- @JeremiahBuoni: @FloribamaShore Coming back with a bang everybody!!! #round2 #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495productions
- @codibutts: @FloribamaShore This is going to be a great season. #MTVFloribamaShore @495productions
- @nillythesquid: @FloribamaShore Tonight!
@superpidge: TODAYS THE DAY!!!! The glorious and epic return of @FloribamaShore happens tonight and that means more amazing fabulousness from these two beauties @aimeehall1001 and @nillythesquid. I’m so ready for the madness again 🎊🎉🎊🎉 #MTVFloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: Well tonight is the premiere of Season 2 of @FloribamaShore, so naturally you’re gonna see me wear my favorite shirt(NO SHIRT)😂😂 #noshirt #noproblem
@GusSmyrnios: For everyone that saw the new trailer that just dropped...Obviously I'm not going into the house looking for a wife anymore😬 Learned the hard way last year that you don't look for that in Panama City, so let's just have some fun! What could go wrong 🤷🏻♂️ #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Who's the biggest class clown? 🤡 Who's the biggest flirt? 😘 Check out these superlatives to find out, and watch the season premiere of #MTVFloribamaShore TONIGHT at 10/9c on @MTV! MTV Floribama Shore Superlatives #MTVFloribamaShore season 2 premieres TONIGHT at 10/9c on MTV!
@aimeehall1001: Chi Chis up this Monday. Who’s ready? #MTVFloribamaShore @FloribamaShore @nillythesquid @495Prods
@495Prods: Meet them all, before last call! 🍻 @aimeehall1001 @pimpfriedrice_ @codibutts @GusSmyrnios @JeremiahBuoni @KirkMedas @K0nigi @nillythesquid Tune in TONIGHT 10/9c for the Season Premiere of @FloribamaShore 🌴Only on @MTV #MTVFloribamaShore @sallyannsalsano @drewtappon
@tiffanyheinen: Oh yessssss!!! @FLORIBAMASHORE returns tonight on MTV at 10 pm EASTERN/9 pm CENTRAL... @495Prods #MTVFloribamaShore can’t wait to see what @nillythesquid @pimpfriedrice_ @K0nigi @KirkMedas @GusSmyrnios @JeremiahBuoni @CodiButts and especially @Aimeehall1001 get into this go round
@495Prods: I don't know who made this ... but it's AWESOME! #MTVFloribamaShore 🌴is back TONIGHT!!! Set your DVR's get those drinks ready!!! 🍻 10/9c on @MTV @aimeehall1001 @pimpfriedrice_ @codibutts @GusSmyrnios @JeremiahBuoni @KirkMedas @K0nigi @nillythesquid @sallyannsalsano @drewtappon
@AlyssaNorwin: Thanks for the fun chat @nillythesquid & @K0nigi! EXCLUSIVE #FloribamaShore scoop here:
@FloribamaShore: #MTVFloribamaShore is happening TONIGHT at 10/9c so tune into @MTV and pay close attention so you can find out how to earn your chance to win tickets to the #VMAs 😎
@aimeehall1001: Twerking with my Nana because tonight is the season premiere of Floribama Shore season 2. Get it @nyhall67 @FloribamaShore @495Prods #MTVFloribamaShore
- @drewtappon: @aimeehall1001 This says it all. @FloribamaShore @495Prods @sallyannsalsano #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: Who’s live tweeting with me for the season premiere of #MTVFloribamaShore make sure you use that hashtag!
@K0nigi: Don’t forget to tune in tonight for the new season premier 10/9c!@floribamashore #behindthescenes #495productions #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: I’m ready to party tonight are y’all!!!? @FloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Less than 2 hours until the season two premiere of #MTVFloribamaShore! oh and this. 🤣🐄@codibutts @aimeehall1001
- @aimeehall1001: @FloribamaShore They could have made a whole show out of that road trip with @codibutts #MTVFloribamashore @495Prods @FloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Only 1 hour and 20 mins until the SEASON PREMIERE of #MTVFloribamaShore I will be live tweeting with you guys
@codibutts: Y’all get ready Floribama Shore coming in strong tonight. #MTVFloribamaShore @495Prods
@angelababicz: I just want @aimeehall1001 and @nillythesquid in a challenge house with me is that too much to ask? Ugh guess I’ll just have to settle watching them on @FloribamaShore new season starts tonight okkurr
@JeremiahBuoni: Hurry everyone!!! GET HOME NOW, it’s almost an hour away! GO GO GO🏎🏎🏎 #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495productions #almostthere #Season2 #hurry #LetsGo
@FloribamaShore: Tune into @MTV in 1 HOUR to watch the season premiere of #MTVFloribamaShore, and stick around for the @TRL after-the-show at 11/10c to see what the hell Kortni is talking about 😂
@nillythesquid: Swinging into season 2 like.... 30 minutes until the premiere! #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Less than 30 minutes y’all!!!!! @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamashore #495Productions
@JeremiahBuoni: 15 mins everybody before the crew and I are back on your tv!! Get ready to tune into our season 2 premiere of @FloribamaShore @ 10/9c on @MTV So get ready for a crazy episode, because it’s about to go down😱😱😱
@nillythesquid: T-minus 8 minuets #MTVFloribamaShore
@GusSmyrnios: 5 min till we roll back on to your tv screens 😎 #MTVFloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: 5 minutes everybody!! #countdown #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495productions #Season2
►AS THEY SAW IT: The Premiere - "Psycho-Ass Beach"
@MTV: #MTVFloribamaShore starts right now! RT if you're watching + tweeting along with @FloribamaShore ☀️
@FloribamaShore: Summer's well underway, but it's just heating up 🔥 Get ready for a new season of #MTVFloribamaShore starting NOW on @MTV! 🍾 (GIF: Jeremiah - "Cheers to a Summer we'll never forget")
@495Prods: It's Puke and Rally Time!!! @FloribamaShore Starts NOW on @MTV 🌴Live tweet w/ @aimeehall1001 @pimpfriedrice_ @codibutts @GusSmyrnios @JeremiahBuoni @KirkMedas @K0nigi @nillythesquid @sallyannsalsano @drewtappon #MTVFloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: HERE WE GO!!! Let’s get it. #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2
@aimeehall1001: #MTVFloribamaShore starts now!
@nillythesquid: Here we go.... #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Here comes #nilmee #MTVFloribamaShore @aimeehall1001 @FloribamaShore
@GusSmyrnios: I realize going in to the beach house this 2nd time that I'm only here for a short amount of time. Do I still want to find someone I can have a relationship with ? Yes, but not while on vacation in Panama City when I'll be headed right back home after. #growth #MTVFloribamaShore
@KingRemDogg: This season already looks crazy and it just started lmao I love it!! #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Let’s be fucked up together then 💕#MTVFloribamaShore @aimeehall1001
@FloribamaShore: That's the motto, baby ✌️ #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Aimee - "Hoe life or no life")
- @babycanvass: @FloribamaShore When @aimeehall1001 said 👇 I felt that. 🙃
@K0nigi: Let’s get it!!!! @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #495productions
@aimeehall1001: Thotting Plotting and Trotting. #mtvfloribamashore
@aimeehall1001: Hoe life or no life. #MTVFloribamaShore
- @FloribamaShore: @aimeehall1001 The only way to live 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: "I'm goin' thottin', plottin', and trottin'")
@aimeehall1001: My step dad said stay out of jail. #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: So excited to see all my boys!!!#MTVFloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: The Boys Are Back😎😎😎 #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2 #myboys
@xochelseascott: @GusSmyrnios is such a babe, there’s no denying that. 👅
@FloribamaShore: New Codi, who dis? 🤔 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: "Codi 2.0", followed by footage of him getting a makeover)
@nillythesquid: Embracing being me 💕 #MTVFloribamaShore
- @FloribamaShore: @nillythesquid You do you, boo 😘 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: "I'm not just here to hunch this Summer")
@aimeehall1001: Codi 2.0 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore
- @FloribamaShore: @aimeehall1001 The guy-lights 👌 #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: I’m here bitchhhh #MTVFloribamashore
@JeremiahBuoni: It’s on @codibutts #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2 Somebody ring the bell!
@GusSmyrnios: Since last season my book cover modeling has really taken off! Going into filming I had just sold over 50, now at over 70 🙌🏼 Shoutout to all my awesome photographers. #MTVFloribamaShore #season2 #mtv
@FloribamaShore: When you find out someone you follow doesn't follow you back 😤 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Aimee - "I'm gonna unfollow him.")
- @nillythesquid: @FloribamaShore Yikes #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: I’m gonna unfollow him #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: In there like swimwear boiii .@JeremiahBuoni
@JeremiahBuoni: What’s gonna happen with the bedroom😱😱😱 @nillythesquid @K0nigi #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2
@FloribamaShore: Me trying to get my crush to notice me 💁 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Candace - "I'm back, I'm fresh, my makeup looks god so come holler")
@nillythesquid: I wonder what @K0nigi I’m going to pick up today.... #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Good luck .@nillythesquid 😽 love ya
@aimeehall1001: It’s the mother fuckin motto. #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: #bitchwhere
@nillythesquid: Lord help me... #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Me: I'm not gonna *try* not to be a bitch today Also Me: (GIF: Kortni - "But it might happen")
@nillythesquid: Hey, @K0nigi I have the texts still.... shall I post them to get the story straight? #MTVFloribamaShore
- @GusSmyrnios: @nillythesquid @K0nigi 😳
@FloribamaShore: Jesus Candle? ✔️ Holy water? ✔️ Let the bad times roll 😈 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of Nilsa applying water to their bedroom)
@DADDYRyanR: Can’t wait to watch the Floribama Shore tonight !!!! Opening episode of season 2 9:00 Central #MTV #495 #GETITGOING
@nillythesquid: Got the Jesus candle and the holy water #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Holy water is where it’s at @nillythesquid @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamashore
@codibutts: Does Codi play the fence or what! @495Prods #MTVFloribamashore
@nillythesquid: No Wiccans today. #MTVFloribamaShore
- @FloribamaShore: @nillythesquid PREACH! #MTVFloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: That awkward silence😂😂😂 with @nillythesquid and @K0nigi Who’s gonna break first😜 #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2
@K0nigi: Belching is what I do best .@aimeehall1001
@aimeehall1001: How do you spell belge? I know it’s a classy word I learned but I still don’t know how to spell it. #MTVFloribamaShore @FloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Don’t touch my room but I love you 😽 @nillythesquid
@FloribamaShore: Had to take a quick detour to the "White House" on the way to PCB 😂🇺🇸 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Aimee - "I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America")
- @drewtappon: @FloribamaShore Omg I love you so much @aimeehall1001 and @codibutts @FloribamaShore @495Prods @sallyannsalsano #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I dont wanna already have to call the cops on you homie @K0nigi #MTVFloribamaShore
- @MTV: @nillythesquid thanks for bringing light back into my life #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: .@aimeehall1001 you are my biiiiitch!!!!
@K0nigi: I was totally playing with the ribs...
- @nillythesquid: @K0nigi You lucky.
@brittbeckkkk: @K0nigi attitude deserves a million bucks and a few shots
@aimeehall1001: How did we end up at the White House in Washington state. @codibutts @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Please hurry up and get here @aimeehall1001 #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN 🎶 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: "The boys are baaaaaaaack!")
@codibutts: @codibutts @aimeehall1001 we know what the White House looks like. #MTVFloribamaShore @495Prods
@jenna02386213: Aimee and codi at the White House has me DEAD #MTVFloribamaShore THIS SHOW IS THE BESSSSST!!!
@K0nigi: TAKE IT TO THE DOME @FloribamaShore
@coco_snixx: .@aimeehall1001 is a National treasure & precious cargo. #FloribamaShore
@Iostinmahone: yes this show is already sooo good #MTVFloribamaShore
@hoppbm: “I’m goin’ thottin, plottin, and trottin!” @aimeehall1001 #FloribamaShore @FloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: Good to be back boys!!! @GusSmyrnios @KirkMedas #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2
@jtmurfe: Why wasn’t i invited to hang with @aimeehall1001 during #FloribamaShore I’m pissed
@1luers: @GusSmyrnios is by far the hottest dude I’ve ever seen I’m still confused on how he is single?😍
@FloribamaShore: A QUEEN 👑 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Candace - "I got my pimp cup so fill it up, bitch")
@tv_brendon: They're backkk! SO ready for season 2 of @FloribamaShore!!
@LuvBenzoGrande: I can't wait to watch my favorite girls @aimeehall1001 & @nillythesquid tonight 😍👸 #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Aimee's a presbyterian now, so yeah. She only eats fish I guess. 😭 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: "I'm a Presbyterian.")
@K0nigi: Piss me off I’ll piss in your bed 😎
@KirkMedas: I’m dead 🤣
- @FloribamaShore: @KirkMedas Stahhhp 😂😂😂 #MTVFloribamaShore
@GiphyPop: When you and your roommate FINALLY go grocery shopping 🙌🙌🙌 #MTVFloribamaShore @FloribamaShore
@K0nigi: .@aimeehall1001 looking like a snack 👅
@nillythesquid: Wait what are you @aimeehall1001
@GusSmyrnios: Nilsa, long time no talk what's up doll 😏 @nillythesquid @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #mtv
- @FloribamaShore: @GusSmyrnios @nillythesquid KIRK IN THE BACKGROUND, I'M SCREAMING! #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of him in the background dancing)
- @nillythesquid: @GusSmyrnios 😘
@RecoIsBlessed: "It's the White House!" In Georgia 😂😂😂 @aimeehall1001 #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Bfffffffffff is here @aimeehall1001 #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Fuck the ole dude you need a new man #YouLookGreat @nillythesquid
- @nillythesquid: @K0nigi 💕
@nillythesquid: Single as a Pringle.... #MTVFloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: @nillythesquid Vs @K0nigi Who’s gonna win😏 The fight for the room?!#MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2
@FloribamaShore: Me when my friends ask if I have a bf and I lie and say yes and they ask what his name is and I have to make something up on the spot 😅 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Candace - "His name is Gator Jay 231 Southside God")
@nillythesquid: I just wanna find a nice guy 💕 #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Ooouuiieeee babbiiii got that gator 😽 @pimpfriedrice_
@nillythesquid: The past is the past.... @GusSmyrnios 🙄 #MTVFloribamaShore
- @GusSmyrnios: @nillythesquid Live and learn baby girl
@aimeehall1001: I like felons too. #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Cheers to the summer! @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #495productions
@pimpfriedrice_: Gatorjay231 Southside God baybee!! #mtvfloribamashore @FloribamaShore @495Prods
@m_passarelli328: "I like felons too" @aimeehall1001 😂😂
@MTV: @nillythesquid I nominate you as the next @BacheloretteABC #MTVFloribamaShore
- @nillythesquid: @MTV I am for this.
- @MTV: @nillythesquid girl I’m here to mingle... 😏 #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Want to find out how you could win a chance to go to the #VMAs? Keep watching the season premiere of #MTVFloribamaShore, on NOW on @MTV! 👀
@DominicccG: wow I love this show #MTVFloribamaShore
@Terilynnn7: this show is so funny i’m so glad it’s back YAY for Aimee and Codi ! #MTVFloribamaShore
@KvonComedy: CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA @NillyTheSquid @PimpFriedRice_ on @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore
@JeremiahBuoni: This is just the first day😂😭😱 No way we all survive!!! #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2
@aimeehall1001: This is the biggest white cock I ever sat on. #MTVFloribamaShore
@ItsMsHawkins2u: “He’s on probation girl....he was made for me” 🤣🤣🤣 girl what? @pimpfriedrice_ #Floribamaquotes #FLORIBAMASHORE @floribamashore
@FloribamaShore: How Codi packs for the beach 😩 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of him unpacking packs of sunscreen)
@ItsMsHawkins2u: “My makeup looks good so Holla” 🤣🤣💁🏾 @pimpfriedrice_ #FLORIBAMASHORE @floribamashore @495Prods
@ItsMsHawkins2u: Yesss Chi Chis Up!!!!! @floribamashore
@aimeehall1001: Nilsa is my heart. ❤️ #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Chi chi’s up bitches #MTVFloribamaShore
@GusSmyrnios: It's just moving a couple bags, what's the worst that could happen? 😇🤷🏻♂️ @codibutts @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #mtv
@FloribamaShore: Famous last words 😩 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Codi - "What's the worst that could happen?")
@GusSmyrnios: Might have worked out a little bit extra and cut cheesecake from my diet right before filming season 2😛 dropped to 3% body fat right before filming 😬 @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #fitness #cutup #shredded
@nillythesquid: How do you not see them do this @K0nigi ?!?! #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: Y’all thought I was lying. @codibutts is messy as fuck. #MTVFloribamaShore
- @FloribamaShore: @aimeehall1001 @codibutts Stirring the pot, as always 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Codi to Kortni - "I don't know what happened, but Nilsa moved some of your s___ out of your room and put it into the other room.")
@WilburCourtney: I love this show so much #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Oh cool, @codibutts you lying asshole monster #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: "You don't call crazy people crazy." #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Nilsa to Kortni - "Psycho-ass bitch")
- @drewtappon: @FloribamaShore Life lessons from @pimpfriedrice_ @FloribamaShore @495Prods @sallyannsalsano #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: You don’t call crazy people crazy 😂😂 @pimpfriedrice_ #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: First of all that suitcase my mother let me barrow, second of all it’s as big as me.... so.... #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Fuck you!!!
@K0nigi: Amen @pimpfriedrice_
@K0nigi: Somebody just tell me who moved the shit
@K0nigi: Are you Fucking serious dude?
@aimeehall1001: But I love him and he’s my best friend #MTVFloribamaShore @codibutts
@nillythesquid: So I call @K0nigi a psycho ass bitch all the time..... this is the only time it bothered her lol. #MTVFloribamaShore
- @FloribamaShore: @nillythesquid @K0nigi Sneaky AF 🐍 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of Gus and Codi moving Nilsa's stuff)
@MTV: @nillythesquid @aimeehall1001 my girls are back together!! #MTVFloribamaShore
@codibutts: Oh boy it’s about crazy. #MTVFloribamaShore @495Prods
- @FloribamaShore: @codibutts @495Prods THE GLOVES ARE OFF! #MTVFloribamaShore
@Mzkayc38: @KirkMedas I love your attitude so keep it real #MTVFloribamaShore
@DearEvaMarie: The way Gus moved into the kitchen when Kortni and Nilsa started arguing 😂😂 @GusSmyrnios #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Tweet #MTVFloribamaShore 10k times to unlock your chance to go to the #VMAs! GO! NOW!
@K0nigi: Better watch out.
@GiphyPop: When you and your BFF finally get to go out together 💕 #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Sneaky asses @codibutts @GusSmyrnios 🖕🏽
@GusSmyrnios: I'ma just sit here and not say nothing, at least for now 😬😅 @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #prank #prankwars
- @FloribamaShore: @GusSmyrnios 🤐🤐🤐🤐
@pimpfriedrice_: Sorry y’all I’m a lil late cause I’m on West Coast time but in the game live tweeting right now!! #mtvfloribamashore @495Prods @FloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Damn @K0nigi already about to go to jail. Touch me I dare you 😘🤗#MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Gus rn 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: "Boy that escalated quickly.")
@aimeehall1001: Hahahaha @codibutts is the funniest person I know. #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I’m hammered, to hammered to care who moved my shit. #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I never realized how short I was until #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: I’m so sorry.. @aimeehall1001
@FloribamaShore: Once you touch Codi's white pants, the gloves are off 👊💥 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of pants being thrown in slow motion)
@aimeehall1001: . @K0nigi hit me with the clothes. #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: You just said “Nilsa moved it” #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Shout to to @JeremiahBuoni tho fr fr
@annabel2clark: OMG IM OBSESSED WITH FLORIBAMA SHORE. I WAITED ALL DAY FOR THE NEW EPISODE #MTVFLORIBAMASHORE 🤩💛💛
@pimpfriedrice_: Mane @K0nigi coulda let @codibutts wipe his booty tho 😂😂😂 #mtvfloribamashore @FloribamaShore @495Prods
@K0nigi: Are you shaggy? @codibutts
- @FloribamaShore: @K0nigi #ItWasntMe
@FloribamaShore: YOOOO 😱 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of mark on the wall)
@K0nigi: #ItWasntMe
@nillythesquid: How is @JeremiahBuoni holding @K0nigi back with a smile? I know he wants to unleash the beast on @codibutts #MTVFloribamaShore
- @JeremiahBuoni: @nillythesquid You right😂
@pimpfriedrice_: @codibutts wasn’t tryna let them white pants get dirty.... #EasterBasketDressinAss 😂😂😂 @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore @495Prods
@nillythesquid: Lol @KirkMedas actually looked at the wall 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Nilsa: I just want to find a nice guy. Gus: *screams internally* (GIF of him looking at her)
- @nillythesquid: @FloribamaShore 💕
@coco_snixx: @nillythesquid @K0nigi .@nillythesquid none of us need nor want her permission. I speak for everyone here - #MTVFloribamaShore
@Marie_TBD: Are those the official Thot cleats @nillythesquid ?? bc I NEED those shoes. #FloribamaShore
- @nillythesquid: @Marie_TBD They are one of them! I have them in two colors! I’ll send you a pair!
@pimpfriedrice_: @K0nigi can’t be punching the walls mane! ... I was tryna get the deposit back bruh.... how we gon mess up the house the first night 😂 @495Prods #MTVFloribamaShore @FloribamaShore
@codibutts: You ain’t about mess up my white pants! #mtvfloribamashore @495Prods
@cadonnn_: Floribama shore is actually entertaining af
@aimeehall1001: You wiped my mother fuckin makeup off. #MTVFloribamaShore
@GeoffKeith: Apparently @GusSmyrnios packed everything BUT body fat... #mtvfloribamashore #hoelifeornolife @floribamashore @495prods
@nillythesquid: Yeah @codibutts move my shit back #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: She fight me that’ll be her last fight #MTVFloribamaShore 🚨 🚨 🚨
@aimeehall1001: Girl calm down, Girl bye.#MTVFloribamashore
@K0nigi: @FloribamaShore shout out to @JeremiahBuoni for having my back!!!!!!
@FloribamaShore: Waiting for your parents (aka Jeremiah) to finishing lecturing you 🙄 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of Kirk looking at his watch)
- @Mzkayc38: @FloribamaShore @KirkMedas I love you ... Your attitude makes #MTVFloribamaShore #PanamaCityBeach
@aimeehall1001: I felt @KirkMedas when he said @JeremiahBuoni don’t do this shit. #MTVFloribamaShore
@JustJem24: My babies are back on my tv.. finally 🙌🏼.. @nillythesquid @aimeehall1001 #FLORIBAMASHORE
- @nillythesquid: @JustJem24 Come visit us 🤗🤗🤗🤗
@FloribamaShore: What y'all think of Codi's Jeremiah impression 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: "I'm so serious, I'm Jeremiah.")
- @JeremiahBuoni: @FloribamaShore I think it needs work @codibutts 😎 #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2
@pimpfriedrice_: Y’all being the voice of reason is kinda hard when dealing @K0nigi first nights... we need to bring her ass in the house after the 3rd night 😂 ....@495Prods @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: Who’s laughing I still got a left hand to rock @K0nigi 😂😂 #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: You don’t know If it’s sentimental or irreplaceable. Don’t touch stuff man
@FloribamaShore: KORTNI'S HAT IS V ON BRAND RIGHT NOW 🔥 #MTVFloribamaShore (picture of her wearing hat that reads "LIT")
@aimeehall1001: Kortni’s hat describes her. #lit #MTVFloribamaShore
@Mzkayc38: @pimpfriedrice_ .... you got a job being a mediator tonight...love how y'all might fight but stand up for each other. @GusSmyrnios @codibutts @aimeehall1001 @nillythesquid @JeremiahBuoni @KirkMedas #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I’m glad that didn’t hit my face either #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Why would y’all make me want to hurt somebody? That’s so wrong.
- @nillythesquid: @K0nigi Butttt also....violence is not the answer. Ever
- @K0nigi: @nillythesquid @FloribamaShore @codibutts Amen biiiitch!!!
@chloe_trautman: It’s just a prank but also don’t touch my shit @FloribamaShore @FloribamaShore #FloribamaShore
@K0nigi: I love y’all but y’all did push my buttons @GusSmyrnios @codibutts
- @GusSmyrnios: @K0nigi @codibutts Sorry boo 😬
@nillythesquid: I’ll be the last thot you smack @K0nigi #MTVFloribamaShore
@pimpfriedrice_: Shots fix errrrthang 🍷 @FloribamaShore @495Prods #MTVFloribamashore
@FloribamaShore: Is Kortni overreacting? 🤔 #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: Oh shit looks like psycho vs psycho sorry @K0nigi I had to do it but I love you lol. #MTVFloribamaShore
@pimpfriedrice_: "@DrizzyDree___: @pimpfriedrice_ always just positive and ready to turn up 😂 " you want me to make you a shot" turn any bad situation good #MTVFloribamaShore" RT Look nah.... I try my best
@GeoffKeith: Hey guys, who touched @k0nigi's shit? She just wants to know. No one is gonna get hurt. She's really good at handling small conflicts. I promise. #mtvfloribamashore #hoelifeornolife @floribamashore @495prods
@Jilly_ashley: How does @nillythesquid makeup constantly look perfect. I blink and my makeup is off. #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Me to my bestie: I'm not getting too turnt tonight. Me, many drinks later: (GIF of Nilsa and Aimee in confessional, and Nilsa falling down)
@K0nigi: @FloribamaShore my hand might b broke so I may need someone to put my face on lol
@aaliyahisabel_: @GusSmyrnios is the new prank war CHAMPION
@nillythesquid: The drunk hot mess bus is here #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I am hammerted #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: Omg @nillythesquid and @K0nigi are literally drunk talks. #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Same to you 😉 @K0nigi #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Kortni was presented with the option to go to the emergency room. If you thought she would, you clearly don't know her 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of her dancing on top of the bar)
@pimpfriedrice_: Let’s fu**in get ittttt!!!!!! #mtvfloribamashore @FloribamaShore @495Prods
@pimpfriedrice_: @FloribamaShore 😂😂 #dead
@K0nigi: @FloribamaShore I’m so glad @codibutts and @GusSmyrnios played the prank because it brought us so much closer together @nillythesquid #WeAreSisters
@nillythesquid: Where is the barrel chested freedom fighters #MTVFloribamaShore
@GusSmyrnios: Me not looking for a wife, mixed with a lot of alcohol at the bar is very dangerous for me 😬 Let's see if I can stay out of trouble @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore
@GeoffKeith: The calmest person is @GusSmyrnios. That is until someone touches his blow dryer! #mtvfloribamashore #hoelifeornolife @floribamashore @495prods
@nillythesquid: Hey dude, you got a bother? Do you have any friends?! #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: What's going on here??? 👀 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Codi to Candace - "You know I've been feeling you since last summer.")
- @pimpfriedrice_: @FloribamaShore Oh lawd...
@pimpfriedrice_: His teeth was real white tho?! Frfr... I was proud of @K0nigi #mtvfloribamashore @495Prods @FloribamaShore
@K0nigi: @codibutts tryin like a mofooo 😂😂😂💕💕👅👅
@aimeehall1001: Omg @codibutts just tried to kiss @pimpfriedrice_ #MTVFloribamaShore
- @pimpfriedrice_: @aimeehall1001 He sho’ll did 😏😏
- @pimpfriedrice_: @aimeehall1001 @codibutts Sho’ll did @codibutts 😂😂😏
@FloribamaShore: Gus wasted no time 😘 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of him kissing a girl)
@K0nigi: @GusSmyrnios get it biiiiiitch
@GusSmyrnios: Sorry mom 😬 #mtvfloribamashore
@nillythesquid: What’s all over that’s girls pants @GusSmyrnios ?! #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: Uhhhhh ohhhh @codibutts #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: WE THROW UP, WE DON'T GIVE UP! 👏 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF of Codi drinking in the club and then throwing up in the bathroom)
@nillythesquid: I’m fucked to @aimeehall1001 let’s go home #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: Puking in the urinal 😂😂😂 #MTVFloribamaShore
@codibutts: I like to feed my sweet tooth!! #MTVFloribamashore @495Prods
@K0nigi: Oh baby oh baby oh yeah oh yeah let’s make out with every body yeah
@aimeehall1001: I can not believe @codibutts threw up and then made out with 100 girls. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮 #MTVFloribamaShore I just screamed!
@missnatalienunn: Candace seems fun too! She's in her own world. I'm curious to see where things go with her new boo. She's glowing and too excited about him. #MTVFloribamaShore @FloribamaShore.
@missnatalienunn: Kortni admitted that she's pyscho... and she's already turning up. Just wash the white pants, Cody. It's not that serious! Entertaining though! Kortni is punching walls and they just arrived!
@missnatalienunn: Oh nooo!!! Aimee is repping "Hoe Life". lol. Have fun girl!
@missnatalienunn: Kortni must be the toublemaker. What's the tension with her and everyone? #MTVFloribamaShore @FloribamaShore
@missnatalienunn: Please tell me they were joking? The White House is not in Georgia... or Washington state!!! #MTVFloribamaShore @FloribamaShore - Someone please tell them. Hahahahaha
@missnatalienunn: Kortni is bout that life... Nilsa seems fun. Which do you think I would get along with in the @FloribamaShore house? #MTVFloribamaShore
@Mzkayc38: @KirkMedas lol @codibutts throwing up then making out ! I agree that's just gross. Poor girl he kissed... ewwwwww #MTVFloribamaShore
@pimpfriedrice_: ....ummm and @codibutts gon try to kiss me with that throw up on his tongue !! Dafuuuqqqqq @495Prods @FloribamaShore #mtvfloribamashore
@ItsMsHawkins2u: “Go Hard Every Night” #Floribamaquotes @kirkmedas @floribamashore @495Prods
@K0nigi: Ummm #wasted
@CVanBramer: It’s only the first episode of season 2 and I already cant wait to see what else happens this season #MTVFloribamaShore
@hannahbreanna_: “That’s Panama City for you...Ratchet” @KirkMedas #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Don’t forget to watch @TRL late night @K0nigi and I will be recapping tonight’s show, see if tonight’s drama is water under the bridge or if we still beefin’ #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Where are my shoes?
@nillythesquid: Dirt nap @K0nigi #MTVFloribamaShore
@aimeehall1001: . @K0nigi is double jointed like everywhere #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: What’s going on dude
@FloribamaShore: Look in a mirror 👋 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Kortni's boyfriend - "You look stupid, chill out")
@nillythesquid: @K0nigi still tryin to fight someone #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Like really I was just playing
@sallyannsalsano: "@summerallegra: Nothing says "mid-life crisis" like a 41 year old with an unhealthy interest in Floribama Shore. " RT Get in line @FloribamaShore
@K0nigi: #BlackOut
@K0nigi: #GetBackInTheCar
@pimpfriedrice_: Logan went in on Dat asssss @K0nigi @495Prods @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamashore
@KirkMedas: @K0nigi my fucking homie 🤣
- @FloribamaShore: @KirkMedas @K0nigi Had me rolling 😂 #MTVFloribamaShore
@TiffanysTV: Loving @KirkMedas this season too. Hes hilarious #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: THAT'S A WRAP! THANKS FOR WATCHING, Y'ALL! It's good to be back 😎 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Codi - "I missed y'all so much, I needed this right now")
@pimpfriedrice_: ....and here I am tryna stop Tornado Kortni @K0nigi .... again.... @495Prods @FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamashore
- @FloribamaShore: @pimpfriedrice_ @codibutts @495Prods Tell him boy bye! 👋 #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Oops
@nillythesquid: I’m leaving, bye #MTVFloribamaShore
►AFTER HOURS RAGE
@FloribamaShore: Season two is officially underway, and you won't believe what we have in store. #MTVFloribamaShore is brand new next Monday at 10/9c! 🔥🔥🔥
@nillythesquid: Chi chi’s up #MTVFLORIBAMASHORE
@MTV: Don't go anywhere -- #MTVFloribamaShore's After the Show starts right now! (GIF: Nilsa - "This is my couch")
@FloribamaShore: Don't go anywhere! The @TRL after-the-show starts NOW with @K0nigi and @nillythesquid! #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: I’m sorry :/ @nillythesquid love you babe 😽
- @nillythesquid: @K0nigi Love you too! See you this weekend?! 😘
@K0nigi: Ahhhhhh
@nillythesquid: It’s my couch #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I promote love not violence #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: Laughter is the best medicine! Unless your hand is broken 😫 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Kortni - "I have to just laugh at myself")
@K0nigi: Don’t judge me lol
@K0nigi: Hands still in recovery y’all 😂😂😂
@nillythesquid: Thank God it was the wall and not my face. #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: They made up, y'all! 😘 #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Kortni to Nilsa - "I'm sorry")
- @nillythesquid: @FloribamaShore We good.
- @FloribamaShore: @nillythesquid Amen! #MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: 💯💯💯
@nillythesquid: I’m not a fan of ghosting. #MTVFloribamaShore
@FloribamaShore: .@DJPaulyD you up? @JerseyShore #MTVFloribamaShore (GIF: Nilsa - "I'd "bae" Pauly D, because we could have some little Shore babies")
@GeoffKeith: Whoa! Can't wait for next week of @FloribamaShore. That show is fuuuuun! #mtvfloribamashore #hoelifeornolife @495prods
@marcywxo: #MTVFloribamaShore needs more scenes of @GusSmyrnios shirtless
@Jilly_ashley: You guys killed it..happy for u 💖@FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: So you buttered his pop corn real good?! @K0nigi #MTVFloribamaShore
@evelinegarcia_: I just really want @GusSmyrnios and @nillythesquid to get together💖🔥
@JustJem24: @nillythesquid @K0nigi Me right now:
- @nillythesquid: @JustJem24 Only if you there to separate us like you do on @ChallengeMTV
@JustJem24: Honestly why am I not on @FloribamaShore. Aye @ChallengeMTV, can you trade me for somebody? @MTV
- @nillythesquid: @JustJem24 I’m for this.
@nillythesquid: We dipping... @GusSmyrnios 😘 #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I have choked on something and then almost threw up a little bit.... 😏 #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: Look at the flick of the wrist 😛 #MTVFloribamaShore
@nillythesquid: I always give the real tea ✌🏾#MTVFloribamaShore
@K0nigi: Thank you everybody for watching! all of y’all have been completely amazing and I’m so happy that you have all enjoyed watching us be the crazy people that we are and it really makes my heart is happy! #Merica
@JeremiahBuoni: Thank you all for watching the first episode of Season 2!!! Without you guys we wouldn’t have Season 2, so THANK YOU😘🤙🏼 #AwesomeFans #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV #495Productions #Season2 #Thankyou
@pimpfriedrice_: Thank you so much @495Prods @drewtappon @sallyannsalsano ... I immediately framed it and put it in the living room! The support for @FloribamaShore has been outstanding and I’m so grateful and excited for the season to come.
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So, some takeaways from our return trip to the Panhandle: things get testy with the two ladies who moved just across town or region to the beachside estate with Nilsa and Kortni getting into it, but quickly making up knowing that if this went on, the summer would certainly not be a sunny one all the way through. This stems from a prank the guys got to pull on Krazy Kortni, and if what we saw at the end there is something we'll be in for a lot of craziness with the girl who we first saw here treat a bed as her own toilet. And elsewhere on the guys front, we saw Codi go to the men's room to barf and then proceed to kiss, while Gus brought home a girl. All in all, a nice first night back in PCB.
#DCExtraTime
"ARE YOU GETTING CATFISHED?"
If fun is your order of the day, then check out the YouTube channel of Nicky Showtime, aka Dylan from Real World Go Big or Go Home from two years ago in Las Vegas - the season that gave us Kailah. We devoted a whole post during that season to showcasing his pranks from back he was roaming the University of North Carolina campus, from when he decided to treat one class as his own strip joint (and paid a tough price for it in the end) to when he made marriage proposals with random girls in Chapel Hill.
Last month, Dylan decided to offer a word to the wise in web land to those who want to be smart online and on their various smartphone apps to keep an eye out. The description in the YouTube video below reads, "Some random, hot girl on Snapchat starts sexting you and sending you nudes. You never met her before and she has no Facebook or Instagram...don't be an idiot. You're talking to a catfish."
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As it will be all summer long, Floribama Shore not only will keep people tuned after Teen Mom (as it did in record fashion this week), it will also lead off our weekly MTV Reality coverage during this summer. And if you can think of this as the appetizer, than the main course is just ahead with The Challenge: Final Reckoning which we'll have here shortly... and come next month: the dessert in Season 7 of Are You The One? - Season of Fate. We hope you're ready for all of that to come in the next few months, along with a big trip which was announced this week which, if you don't know by now in following my social platforms, we'll look ahead to on the WRAP in a few days.
And later tonight, the Pulse of the premiere of Season 32... expect a bigger kind of explosive drama than we saw in Florida to come your way from South Africa - including one who Nicky got to shack up with in DTLV. But as an appetizer to that, ExtraTime will join a snowboarder who's spending his downtime from the slopes doing the most dangerous summer activity of all. Stay with us...
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